Deep Throat

So, our greatest political mystery, other than how the hell Bush got re-elected, is solved. Let the punditry hypocrisy begin...

"Felt knew he had disgraced himself and dishonored everything an FBI agent should stand for. He didn't want his old comrades to know what a snake he had been."
-Pat Buchanan

"He is someone who behaved unethically..."
-G. Gordon Liddy

"He was one of the worst of J. Edgar Hoover's cronies... It really goes against my grain to have Mark Felt coming over as a great American hero."
-Bob Novak

Three fine men, who would never dream of doing anything like releasing the name of a CIA agent for political retribution.

And finally, our Senate Majority Leader:
Rolling Stone: You've called Bush a loser.
Harry Reid: And a liar.
Rolling Stone: You apologized for the loser comment.
Harry Reid: But never for the liar, have I?

Who knew an anti-choice Mormon would kick so much ass?